Syndicate Reboot Didn’t Work
That’s the quote from a release made a while ago by an “EA Boss”. No, you idiot EA boss, I’ll tell you the nature of resurrecting old IP. You need to make the same game but with newer tech and a new story; Not to completely change the fundamental aspects of what made the previous game awesome. You just can’t take a tactical cyberpunk game and make it into a 3D shooting gallery. As was previously said: Those who aren’t familiar with Syndicate will stay away from it, afraid they won’t get it. And those that are will be extremely disappointed with the new game because it’s not the old one. So you can just admit you already had the game and were afraid to venture on a new IP so you took the Syndicate name and a few gimmicks and called it a game. Gibeau further explained that EA has “numerous brands” that he finds worthy of making a comeback. He did not say what any of these properties were, but said it’s possible these franchises could be reborn on next-generation platforms. Translation: As one of the biggest gaming companies on the planet, we own a lot of your childhood memories and will feel free to rummage through them in search of names that will trigger your insatiable nostalgia and then we will make a 3D shooting gallery out of them just to spite you. And they aren’t the only ones committing this sin. But you know what the worst Continue Reading →
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What Struck Earth in 775?
Yes, that’s 775 CE. A huge increase in radiation levels over the course of a year with no known astronomical reason. I smell a secret history story. Anyone?
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Review: Scott Pilgrim’s Finest Hour
You know that saying: “The comic is better”? Well, in this case, I have no choice but to sadly inform you that this is true once again. Looking back at the six books of the Scott Pilgrim series, I have to say… I really really liked it. For those who watched the movie, it was made during the writing of the fourth book. Thus, the first three are very similar to the movie, the fourth has some similarities (that is about the point where Scott meets Ramona’s evil ex-girlfriend) and the last two (the twins and Gideon) diverge quite wildly. I wouldn’t say the movie is bad, I also like it very much, but the comics is deeper, explores more of the characters’ relationships and explains many things that the movie left open, such as those subspace tunnels Ramona takes. It also rewrites Ramona’s disappearance (which makes more sense, I think) and makes Gideon’s obsession a bit more reasonable, if still a bit whacky. But what really resonates is the fact that Brian O’Malley is telling a story here. No, it’s not like he wrote a story from above and now you are reading it. It’s like he’s telling you a cool story he witnessed. Complete with references, characters breaking the fourth wall, meta-explanations and Scott being an almost complete douche. Making his evolution much more compelling. Since this is my first foray back into reading comics since I stopped several years ago I have to remark on comics in Continue Reading →
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DOTA 2 will be free to play
After conducting the Torchlight vs Diablo discussion for a bit and after reading this, I have to say that Valve, despite being insanely tardy and negligent on the side of their Half-Life property, still know how to release a game. In summary, it goes like this: “Here is a game, it is of one of the most popular yet least populated (by major releases) genres today. This game is completely free to play. As soon as it launches, you can just go play it. There is an in-game store where you can pay real money for stuff that will make you cooler than others. But if you don’t want to spend money, you don’t have to. The items for sale are just cosmetic, they don’t affect the core gameplay. And you have a creation tool in there where you can extend the game by yourself. We will make your extension official and you will get paid for it if it is good enough.” And they also have a matchmaking multiplayer system, an AI mechanic in case your opponent accidentally disconnects, and tutorial line ups where masters can teach the newbies. I think the only thing missing from this release is a big fluffy bunny you can put on your lap and pet for the enhanced experience.
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Review: Journey 2 – The Mysterious Island
Some years after the original Journey to the Center of the Earth, Josh Hutcherson returns (without Brendan Fraisier or whoever played his sister) to the second movie. This one is about finding Verne’s mysterious island, also known as the island of the Liliputans, Treasure Island and probably Laputa as well. I have to say, I kinda liked the previous Journey. It was kitschy and kiddy but kind of cute and fun and a good use of the 3D tech. This one however was so silly and dumb that I wanted to punch pretty much every single character. The motivations and mechanics of plot are illogical. It seems that every character is more stupid than the last and pretty much nothing makes sense. It basically looks like they had great fun writing it and great fun making it but nothing else. Skip it. And probably the one that will be coming in 2014.
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How to Prevent Unfounded Assumptions?
My brother answers people very literally. I tend to do that to. It’s a sort of defense mechanism against assumptions. People tend to make a lot of assumptions in conversation. They assume you’re a friend who’s willing to help, they assume you are in the same group, they might assumee you’re stupid, but the biggest is the assumption you know what they are talking about, you know what they are thinking. And that tends to be very annoying, especially when I have no idea what they want. When I do, I try a reply that will demonstrate their assumption is incorrect. Example: I’m sitting in a class after the lesson ended wrapping up some things. A guy walks in. He asks: “Isn’t there a lesson today?” His wrong assumption: I’m in the class where his lesson should be and thus I know about it. This is a logical fallacy. He should have asked specifically about his lesson and if I knew anything about it and I would have truthfully responded I have no clue. But to that question I could only come up with “There are lots of lessons today!” but I chose the more subtle “I don’t know about you but I had lessons today.” But, for some reason… I think this isn’t working. Is there a better system or should I just go wilder with my responses?
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Review: Act of Valor
Act of Valor began as Navy only movie about seals in an attempt to show actual operations and procedures. It evolved into a Hollywood-sized production including some known actors and an actual storyline. First of all, Act of Valor includes actual Navy seals and actual seals hardware and techniques. This means two things: The acting is flat and unconvincing and feels like they are reading plaques more than actually acting. And the story is no better than your average counter-terrorism plot of a modern-day first person shooter. But, the action sequences are one of the best modern warfare scenes seen on film in, probably, ever. They are realistic, brutal and highly professional which makes my inner child’s OCD very happy. So, if you can stand the cliched plot, the almost-non-existent acting, the characters who are barely relate-able and have almost no back story, then this is one of the best modern action films available.
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Review: Terminal Velocity
Terminal Velocityis about a not-so-stand-up skydiving instructor who takes up a strange client and ends up being involved in some Russian smuggling conspiracy. Basically, it’s a standard nineties action flick centered around high-flying escapades. The premise is very basic, the start off point is kind of silly, the acting is decent, the action is… well, nineties. But still, even 18 years after the making, it has some exciting scenes. The parts involving free falls are especially great. I mean, I can see the stunt doubles and the puppets but when you fall off a plane in a car, it’s exciting. I wouldn’t call it a must, I wouldn’t compare it to The Last Boyscout, I wouldn’t even call it a keeper. But if you’re fond of nineties action, this is one of the good ones.
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Review: Jagged Alliance – Back in Action
Honestly, I was really excited about it. It’s a Plan & Go tactical game only this time with mercenaries and real-world guns and not with aliens and phaser weapons. I mean, I love the new UFO trilogy and part of what makes it good is this awesome mechanic. So anything with that mechanic should be good, right? Wrong.I’m not sure where this game fails. Maybe it’s the many bugs and hickups not even three patches managed to fix. Maybe it’s the fucked up authority on who can aim and hit what and where. Maybe it’s the insane difficulty that ramps up as you go along. Maybe it’s strategic area of the game that makes almost no sense. And maybe it all adds up to a lot of tedium and repetitiveness that gets you nowhere and the fact that winning conditions in every single area, from mission parameters, through single shootouts up to gun statistics, seem completely arbitrary. I ended up quitting roughly half way through after the fifth time that my team of three was dying in front of one sniper they couldn’t hit, despite the fact that he was making headshot after headshot. At the end, it just seems like this game could have been really good but fell on its face due to lack of polish. And I probably won’t play the original Jagged Alliance because I can’t really get back to that style of playing right now. Which also makes me sad because I would probably also Continue Reading →
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Review: Chronicle
Chronicle, basically, is a story of three high school students – an abused, shy guy, his do-gooder cousin and the popular class president – who find an unusual power and what they do with it. Actually, it is much more than that.In short, it is an awesome movie that never lets off and at 89 minutes, it feels much too short. It’s great. At length, I have two specific mentions: One, this is a ‘found footage’ movie but, due to some clever story tricks, it’s not shaky and has a lot of on-purpose smooth camera movement. That’s as much as can be said with out going into some spoilers. Two, probably THE thing that makes this movie great is the understandable villain. As Andrew turns bad, you can’t help but sympathise with him. His shy, introverted demeanor is something probably everyone knows and add to that a terribly sick mother and an abusive father and his rage becomes completely reasonable. Anyway, it’s cool, it’s action-y, it’s sad, it’s metaphorical. It’s an instant classic.
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