Just listen to the old Pork-Chop-Express here now and take his advice on a dark and stormy night, alright?!
When some wild eyed 8 foot tall maniac grabs your neck and taps the back of your favorite head up against the bar room wall, he looks you crooked in the eye and he asks you if you paid your due.
You just stare the sucker back in the eye and remember what old Jack Burton always says at a time like that.
‘Have you paid your due, Jack?’
‘Yes, sir, the check is in the mail.’
— Jack, Big Trouble in Little China
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