“!Songs of User Friendly Part III: “Soothe
Dust Puppy: Start the rhythm, Erwin ol’ buddy. Santana’s #1 song ‘Smooth’ if you would be so kind
Erwin: Found it!
That stock’s a hot one
It’ll glow all week like the midnight sun
I heard them whisper rumours that scare everyone
but you stay so cool
You’re not a cheater
you’re just a bank account depleter
you’re my inspiraaaation
the grease in my groove
And if I said
this stock ain’t good enough
you would
make up things to lift it up
you could
change the filing to better help delude
all the V.C.’s you soothe…
And it’s like the market is under a spell
The S.E.C won’t question what they don’t know you sell
you’ve got the kind of look that just screams “OIL WELL”
sell them some stock
make it real
or else just lie about it!!
Dust Puppy: I don’t want to finish this song. It makes me feel slippery like that stuff you keep in your desk.
Stef: I need this recorded before I put my call into Linux One. Now hustle.
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