Songs of User Friendly – Part II
Just like the first one. Here’s the next.
Dust Puppy: Hello, Erwin and I wrote a song we’d like to dedicate to all of you hard-working tech support people out there.
Erwin: That would be “bitter hard-working tech support people,” and our apologies to Gloria Gaynor.
At first I was afraid I had lost my mind
The phone would ring, I’d do my thing and get maligned
But then I spent so many months
helping users dial out
filled with doubt
about my ability not to shout
At users who
can hardly think
I showed them how to click on things
and even pulled them from the brink
I should have known they’d never learn
and realized they wouldn’t see
if I’dve known for just one second
they’d be back to bother me
So here I go
put them on hold
Just take a nap now
I’m sure they’ll wait until they’re old
Weren’t they the ones who tried to say I lost their files
they thought I’d help them
now I’m rolling in the aisles!
Greg: Weren’t you guys supposed to wait for me?
Erwin: Boys and girls, this is what happens to the really bitter help desk people. We recommend joining a prison chain gang instead.
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