“Isn’t that illegal?” Wong-Mu asked.
Piter stared at her with a wierd look “Wung-Mu, We are already traitors to the congress just for leaving Loozitania. That’s a serious offense. I don’t think impersonating goverment officials will change alot.”
“But I never left Loozitania”, Wung-Mu said. “I’ve never seen Loozitania.”
“You didn’t miss anything. There’s savanas and forests, with occasional hive queens that builds space ships and a bunch of pig-like aliens that lives on trees.”
“But I am accessory to treason, right?” Wung-Mu asked.
“You are guilty of ruining the day of a japanesse philosopher.”
— Orson Scott Card, Children of the Mind
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