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<\/p>\n\u05db\u05d5\u05dc\u05dd \u05db\u05d1\u05e8 \u05d1\u05d8\u05d7 \u05de\u05db\u05d9\u05e8\u05d9\u05dd \u05d0\u05ea \u05e6’\u05d0\u05e7 \u05e0\u05d5\u05e8\u05d9\u05e1 \u05d5\u05d0\u05ea \u05d5\u05d9\u05df \u05d3\u05d9\u05d6\u05dc \u05d5\u05d0\u05e4\u05d9\u05dc\u05d5 \u05d0\u05ea \u05d2’\u05e7 \u05d1\u05d0\u05d5\u05d0\u05e8 \u05d0\u05d1\u05dc \u05db\u05de\u05d4 \u05de\u05db\u05d9\u05e8\u05d9\u05dd \u05d1\u05d2\u05d3\u05d5\u05dc\u05ea\u05d5 \u05e9\u05dc The Stig. \u05d0\u05d9\u05e9 \u05d7\u05d1\u05d9\u05d1 \u05d6\u05d4, \u05e9\u05e2\u05d5\u05e9\u05d4 \u05e1\u05d9\u05d1\u05d5\u05d1\u05d9\u05dd \u05e7\u05d1\u05d5\u05e2\u05d9\u05dd \u05e1\u05d1\u05d9\u05d1 \u05de\u05e1\u05dc\u05d5\u05dc \u05d4\u05de\u05d9\u05e8\u05d5\u05e6\u05d9\u05dd \u05e9\u05dc Top Gear, \u05dc\u05e4\u05d7\u05d5\u05ea \u05d9\u05d5\u05ea\u05e8 \u05de\u05e6\u05d7\u05d9\u05e7 \u05de\u05e9\u05dc\u05d5\u05e9\u05ea\u05dd \u05d1\u05d9\u05d7\u05d3. \u05d0\u05d6 \u05d0\u05e1\u05e4\u05ea\u05d9 \u05db\u05de\u05d4 “\u05d3\u05d1\u05e8\u05d9\u05dd \u05e9\u05d0\u05d5\u05de\u05e8\u05d9\u05dd” \u05e2\u05dc\u05d9\u05d5. \u05d0\u05d1\u05dc \u05db\u05dc \u05de\u05d4 \u05e9\u05d0\u05e0\u05d7\u05e0\u05d5 \u05d9\u05d5\u05d3\u05e2\u05d9\u05dd \u05d1\u05d1\u05d9\u05d8\u05d7\u05d5\u05df \u05d4\u05d5\u05d0 \u05e9\u05d4\u05d5\u05d0 \u05e0\u05e7\u05e8\u05d0 “The Stig”.<\/p>\n
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Some say he is powered by a warp core, and he has tire marks instead of fingerprints.
\nSome say that God invented rain because Stig needed a new challenge and as he drives, he lactates slightly.
\nSome say that he has been banned from every country, including Mars for wearing away the roads and that his favourite drink is petrol.
\nSome say he created eBay, and that he was washed up on Branscombe Beach.
\nSome say he likes brussel sprouts, and that he is Big Brother.
\nSome say that he’s an avid fan of South West Trains, and that he likes to put British Airways on strike.
\nSome say he created Sudoku for kicks and can build 0-60 prisons in 3.5 seconds.
\nSome say he was found in a strange glowing pod recovered from a crater on Exmoor and that he can turn milk to cheese just by glaring at it.
\nSome say his overalls are white because he outran the colours, and that Einstein would have rethought his theory of relativity had he met met him.
\nSome say that he was the original Teletubby and that on the seventh day it was because of his perfected cornering that God needed to rest.
\nSome say his eyes are headlights, and that his rear end is a turbocharger.
\nSome say that if you tune a radio in to exactly 88.4FM you can hear his thoughts and that his blood type is unleaded.
\nSome say that he urinates petrol and that he burnt down ITV with a broken Mini Cooper.
\nSome say that he drives an ice cream truck covered in children’s skulls, and that he can slam a revolving door.
\nSome say he’s terrified of ducks and that an airport in Russia is named after him.
\nSome say that his voice can only be heard by cats, and that he is banned from the city of Chichester.
\nSome say, if he wasn’t wearing that suit, he’d glow red, and that he was once the target of numerous bounty hunters in Siberia.
\nSome say ae was born in space and that he forages for wolves at night.
\nSome say he has no fear and that his sweat can be used to clean precious metals.
\nSome say he does not see like humans do, instead he sees numbers in green scrolling down (a reference to the The Matrix).
\nSome say his skin has the texture of dolphins and that he is scared of bells.
\nSome say he once punched a horse to the ground and that his politics are terrifying.
\nSome say he lives in a tree and that he likes DragonBoarder.
\nSome say he was raised by wolves and that he appears on high-value stamps in Sweden.
\nSome say his favourite philosopher is Immanuel Kant and that he has no understanding of clouds.
\nSome say his earwax tastes like Turkish Delight and that he is confused by stairs.
\nSome say he naturally faces magnetic north and that he is illegal in 17 U.S. states.
\nSome say his heart ticks like a watch and that all his legs are hydraulic.
\nSome say he can “accumbularate” and that he appears on Japanese banknotes.
\nSome say his breath smells of magnesium and that he can catch fish with his tongue.
\nSome say his tears are adhesive and that if set alight, he’d burn for a thousand days.
\nSome say he has two sets of knees and that he can swim seven lengths underwater.
\nSome say he has webbed buttocks and that he can melt concrete on contact.
\nSome say he is more machine than man and that his heart is in upside down.
\nSome say his teeth glow in the dark and that his favorite food is raw meat.
\nSome say he has no age and that he blinks the other way.
\nSome say he has acid for blood and that Jimmy Carter wants him dead.
\nSome say he has a bionic arm and that he has a tattoo of Buzz Aldrin on his thigh.
\nSome say he is wanted by the CIA and sleeps upside down like a bat.
\nSome say he is not machine washable and all his potted plants are called Steve.
\nSome say he has 2 sets of knees and recently bought a dented Fiat Uno from the Duke of Edinburgh.
\nSome say that if he were to race himself in a parallel universe, he would win.
\nSome say he had to apply to the government for a concealed weapon license before he could legally wear pants and that beneath his helmet is another, slightly smaller helmet.
\nSome say he can control other people’s cars with his mind.
\nSome say that his heart beats faster than a turbo charged v16 engine and that he has rocket fuel for blood.
\nSome say he never leave’s Britain, and that if he did his ears would explode.
\nSome say that if you lick his chest it tastes exactly like piccalilli and at this week Brit awards he was arrested for goosing Russel Brown.
\nSome say that he sucks the moisture from ducks and that his helmet is modeled on Britney Spears’ head.
\nSome say he was in a knife fight with Anthier Turner and that he is no way implicated in the cash for honors scandal.
\nSome say that his first name really is “The” and that if he went on celebrity love island they would all become pregnant including the cameraman.
\nSome say that on really warm days he sheds his skin like a snake and that for some reason he is alergic to the Dutch.
\nSome say he invented branstone pickle and if you insult his mother he will headbutt you in the chest.
\nSome say that the outline of his left nipple is exactly the same shape as the Nurenburg Ring and if you give him a really important job to do he’ll skive off and play croquet.
\nSome say his ears have a pazely lining and he’s been banned from the Chelsie flower show.
\nSome say that his genitles are on upside down and if he can be bothered he can crack the Da Vinchi Code in 43 seconds.
\nSome say that his ears are not exactly where you’d expect them to be and that he once had an affair with John Prescott.
\nSome say he has no eyeballs and if he took his helmet off all the cars in the world would blow up.
\nSome say his kids look like fish, and when he burps he grows 3cm.
\nSome say he lives on a diet of bolts and if someone punches him he stops them with a forcefield.
\nSome say he once punched out an old man for his 1954 Kaiser Darrin 161 roadster, and that his helmet was the inspiration for the Mighty Morphin’ Power Rangers’ costume.
\nSome say that his feet really are made of lead, and that if you rearrange the letters in his name, it spells “Get this!”.
\nSome people say, that he uses oily rags in the toilet, and that if he had been driving Dianas car, not only would she still be here, she’d be able to fly.
\nWhen America went looking for Weapons of Mass Destruction in Iraq all they found was The Stig doing donuts
\nSome say that his skin is purely carbon fibre and that he is the only person in the known world that can spell the word ‘Supercalifragilisticexpialidocious’
\nSome say that he is actually god, and that he created the Honda brand so everybody could laugh at it.
\nSome say that that he has never eaten a vegetable in his life, others that he doesn’t even know what they are.
\nSome say that he only eats what he kills, and he only kills with what he drives.
\nSome say that his visor allows him to see 0.5s into the future and that to remove his racing suit, you’d need to use a chainsaw… made of kryptonite.
\nSome say his snore makes the same sound as a Ferrari Enzo and that he once stole the wheels off James Bond’s Aston Martin.
\nSome say that he thought Star Wars was a documentary, and that he recently pulled out of I’m A Celebrity because he is scared of trees… and Australia… and Koo Stark… and Ant… and Dec.
\nSome say that he is a cross between an alien and a human, and that he has a house on the planet Mars.
\nSome say he only knows two facts about ducks. And both of them are wrong.
\nSome say he is neither male or female but is a unique mixture and that his teeth glow in the dark.
\nSome say he was brought up in Africa by a herd of Cheetas
\nSome say he pees 98RON petrol, and is considered more valuable than platinum.
\nSome say he can smell corners and has named every blade of grass around the top gear test track.
\nSome say he has won an olympic gold medal for eating the most soggy cheerios in a bowl and that he made love to a Volvo 240.
\nSome say the Halo series of games are based on his early life and that he scared the Kraken.
\nSome say he’s a robot made from recycled racing cars and if he kissed a frog it would turn into a v8.
\nSome say his hair glows when he drinks ginger ale and that he once made a phone call… without using a phone.
\nAll Your Base Are Belong to the Stig.
\nSome say he could win a fight against Chuck Norris, and his nipples can cut glass.
\nThe Stig and Chuck Norris once had an intergalactic fight ending in The Big Bang.<\/p>\n