{"id":378,"date":"2007-01-18T18:45:34","date_gmt":"2007-01-18T16:45:34","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/eran.geek.co.il\/2007\/01\/18\/378\/"},"modified":"2007-01-19T18:29:13","modified_gmt":"2007-01-19T16:29:13","slug":"songs-of-user-friendly-part-ii","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/eran.geek.co.il\/wp\/archives\/378","title":{"rendered":"Songs of User Friendly &#8211; Part II"},"content":{"rendered":"<p align=\"left\" dir=\"ltr\">Just like the <a href=\"http:\/\/eran.geek.co.il\/2006\/10\/03\/212\/\">first one<\/a>. Here&#8217;s the next.<\/p>\n<p align=\"right\"><!--more--><\/p>\n<p align=\"left\" dir=\"ltr\">Dust Puppy: Hello, Erwin and I wrote a song we&#8217;d like to dedicate to all of you hard-working tech support people out there.<br \/>\nErwin: That would be &#8220;bitter hard-working tech support people,&#8221; and our apologies to Gloria Gaynor.<\/p>\n<p>At first I was afraid I had lost my mind<br \/>\nThe phone would ring, I&#8217;d do my thing and get maligned<br \/>\nBut then I spent so many months<br \/>\nhelping users dial out<br \/>\nfilled with doubt<br \/>\nabout my ability not to shout<br \/>\nAt users who<br \/>\ncan hardly think<br \/>\nI showed them how to click on things<br \/>\nand even pulled them from the brink<br \/>\nI should have known they&#8217;d never learn<br \/>\nand realized they wouldn&#8217;t see<br \/>\nif I&#8217;dve known for just one second<br \/>\nthey&#8217;d be back to bother me<br \/>\nSo here I go<br \/>\nput them on hold<br \/>\nJust take a nap now<br \/>\nI&#8217;m sure they&#8217;ll wait until they&#8217;re old<br \/>\nWeren&#8217;t they the ones who tried to say I lost their files<br \/>\nthey thought I&#8217;d help them<br \/>\nnow I&#8217;m rolling in the aisles!<\/p>\n<p>Greg: Weren&#8217;t you guys supposed to wait for me?<br \/>\nErwin: Boys and girls, this is what happens to the really bitter help desk people. We recommend joining a prison chain gang instead.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Just like the first one. Here&#8217;s the next.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[4],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-378","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-memes-and-stuff"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/eran.geek.co.il\/wp\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/378","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/eran.geek.co.il\/wp\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/eran.geek.co.il\/wp\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/eran.geek.co.il\/wp\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/eran.geek.co.il\/wp\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=378"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/eran.geek.co.il\/wp\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/378\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/eran.geek.co.il\/wp\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=378"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/eran.geek.co.il\/wp\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=378"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/eran.geek.co.il\/wp\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=378"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}